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28 November 2011 @ 07:34 pm
The Holy Order of the Dark Absorbers  
Because I haven't posted in a while and I amuse myself to no end by posting things that I find funny on other people's facebook walls where you can't see it I intend to share this one with those of you who still read this journal:

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My Friend posted a status update of "You're the light to my shine!"

To Which I responded:

oh, I get to be the light now? much better than being the vacuum... being the vacuum sucks... some day I aspire to be a much more interesting appliance.


I would like to file a complaint... in light of my recent promotion to light over being a vacuum I realized that being a light sucks too, and after conferring with my fellow lights have realized you have all been calling us by the wrong name all these years. We demand that hence forth you no longer refer to us as "Lights" but instead as "Dark Absorbers" and that our bulbs are no longer to be considered "Burnt Out" but instead "Full" when they stop working. If you do not adhere to our demands we already have agreements from the Kitchen Appliance Union and the garage tools Union to join our strike as we picket your home!

And then a little bit later:

In further news, "The Holy Order of Dark Absorbers" has entered into negotiations with the tribe of "Bedroom and Bathroom Appliances" we are confident that by the end of day they too will be in support of our cause.

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Consider yourselves clued in on my own little personal moment of self entertainment.
?littlegreenworm on November 29th, 2011 02:15 am (UTC)
I was entertained, as well.
Gail M. Danielsgailbunny on December 7th, 2011 01:13 am (UTC)
totally entertained. :)